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Check out our guide for what to watch on television this week. We promise to never recommend One Tree Hill.

Monday: Where Are They Now: Full House

When: 8:00 p.m.

Where: TV Guide Network

Why: We know that the twins have been upstaged by their younger sister, and that John Stamos is still … alive. But what happened to Becky, Mr. Tanner and those other, less memorable characters?

Tuesday: Ringer

When: 8:00 p.m.

Where: The CW

Why: Don’t forget to catch the season one finale of this show that I still don’t understand.

Wednesday: Auction Hunters

When: 8:00 p.m.

Where: Spike

Why: You might as well see what all the fuss is about. And by fuss, I’m referring to that one friend who won’t stop talking about this show.

Thursday: The Office

When: 8:00 p.m.

Where: NBC

Why: Andy is angry.

Friday: The Singing Bee

When: 7:00 p.m.

Where: CMTV

Why: Test your lyrical knowledge while watching people humiliate themselves. It’s the perfect combination.

Saturday: Cats 101

When: 7:00 p.m.

Where: Animal Planet

Why: The premiere of this show features a cat with short legs and a cat breed that looks like a Star Wars character. Here’s to hoping the cats look like Yoda and not Jabba the Hutt.

Sunday: Cupcake Wars

When: 7:00 p.m.

Where: Food Network

Why: Life lesson: Television shows about food are not overrated. And shows about dessert should never be missed.