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Check out our guide for what to watch on television this week. We promise to never recommend One Tree Hill.

Monday: Bridesmaids

When: 5:50 p.m.

Where: HBO Signature

Why: No explanation necessary.

Tuesday: The Biggest Loser

When: 7:00 p.m.

Where: NBC

Why: Everyone knows the best episode of The Biggest Loser is the finale. There’s no better time for before-and-after photos.

Wednesday: Million Dollar Listing New York

When: 9:00 p.m.

Where: Bravo CHECK

Why: Get your rich-person fix with the finale of this show, which features a carnival-themed open house. Seriously.

Thursday: Slumdog Millionaire

When: 4:00 p.m.

Where: FMC

Why: Watch the movie, then buy the soundtrack and join me in crying every time you hear Latika’s theme song.

Friday: Nikita

When: 7:00 p.m.

Where: The CW

Why: Sometimes you just need to watch a woman kick some butt.

Saturday: Saturday Night Live

When: 10:30 p.m.

Where: NBC

Why: Tune in to watch Eli Manning try and fail to prove that he’s funnier than his older brother. Oh, and Rihanna performs … probably in very skimpy clothing.

Sunday: GCB

When: 9:00 p.m.

Where: ABC

Why: Ten episodes later, these good Christian women are saying goodbye with the appropriately titled episode, “Revelation.”