Love it or hate it, everyone watches some kind of reality Tv. As much as the word ‘reality Tv’ has been tainted with images of Snooki taking beer breaks and overbearing suburban moms vicariously living their pageant dreams through their toddlers, there are other reality Tv stars out there. Scripted or not, we often find ourselves relating to some of the characters. Which reality Tv star are you? Here are 10 celebrealities.

Dog the Bounty Hunter

Duane "Dog" Chapman and his sweet locks. Photo courtesy of About.com

You are an outstanding citizen, but that didn’t come easy. You went through a dark past when you were a young adult with finding yourself. You are the reason your family is extremely tight knit. Also, it’s completely normal to have a mullet, because you’ll have the mightiest mullet in all of America. Like everything in your life, it’s always business in the front and party at the back. When it comes down to it, it’s okay to be a snitch.

Kim Kardashian

Where are the tears? Photo courtesy of CelebritySmackBlog.com

You are a hopeless romantic and possess a rare talent, which is being good at nothing. But you know what they say, mediocrity is rewarded in this coddled generation, and it’s okay because you have sisters to stand up for you. You haven’t been very lucky at love either. The men you date never seem good enough for you, so you date the a**hole of society. But you don’t really care what people think because it’s your life and your man.

Gordon Ramsay

Anger issues + knives + Gordon Ramsay = Stay away. Photo courtesy of TheDailyMind.com

You are the prima donna in the kitchen. Every word that comes out of your mouth is gospel because you are the know-it-all of fine cuisine. Your favorite words are anything that has four letters and one syllable. People with an attitude are nutters because you had daddy issues growing up, and everyone should understand because you are right. Your pet peeves include people who can’t pronounce the word “confit,” “crème fraîche” and people who can’t make a simple rissoto.

Kat Von D

I am my own culture. Photo courtesy of AskMen.com

You are a consumate rebel. Your feelings run deep and they show in the monotone of your hoarse voice. No one really knows the pain you’ve been through in the past and what you gave up to be what you are today. You are somewhat like Kim Kardashian because you’re a a fool when it comes to love. Tattooing the face of your ex-fiancee on your body and announcing your breakup on Twitter is okay. Unlike Kim K., you actually have talent which is being all artsy-fartsy and being able to draw the perfect cat-eye.

Joe Giudice

Can anyone guess what will Joe Giudice's next arrest be? Photo courtesy of RadarOnline.com

You are a guido. Ah, and you love red wine. You get really jealous easily at other people’s success. But you’re a great man-friend to your guy friends because you invite them over to wine and dine then talk smack about the person you’re jealous of. There is also this thing about you, your humor is really mean. You belittle people because you think it’s funny. You style is defined by orange spray tan and how nice all your shirts complement your pectorals. You love feisty women who can flip tables.

Tim Gunn

Disapproving Tim says you haven't given it your all. Photo courtesy of World Entertainment News.

You are a guru when it comes to style and you dress impeccably all the time. You are completely comfortable being yourself even if it means being by yourself and loveless. However, you are nothing without your fancy clothes and know-it-all talk about how to work it. Anything that is considered good taste is anything that doesn’t bother you. You know what bothers you? Kim Kardashian’s style. Uh oh. Female readers, quickly change your style because Tim Gunn doesn’t approve of it.

Donald Trump

Photo courtesy of SmugNews.com. Screen capture taken from The Daily Show July 26, 2010

You are business savvy and you have great hair. You’ve made several mistakes in your life, but your life motto is to never own up to your mistakes, no matter how stupid it is. Your talents include taking advantage of opportunities in life, having a successful but secret line of toupees, hatin’ on Obama, naming things after your own success and firing people.

Spencer Pratt

Chewbacca, is that you? Photo courtesy of Celebuzz.com

You are a bro. You like drinking so you don’t remember getting into fights or your one-night stands. You like your women blonde and at least 70% made out of non-recyclable materials. You aspire to have glorious hair like Donald Trump when you get older. When you’re not broke or pulling publicity stunts for money, you’re just enjoying life and not doing anything productive. You’re known by your vehement hatred to the world.

Nene Leakes

Nene: OK

You love designer labels and you love befriending other people only because they love designer labels too. You drink too much moscato because you can’t develop a taste for good wine. When you walk in to a room, everyone has to know you have arrived because you bask in self-importance. I mean, come on, if you were rich, wouldn’t you do that too? Your signature move is your eye roll and your talent is pulling ambiguous below-the-belt jabs at people you don’t like on Twitter.

Michaele Salahi

I can sing. Maybe if I fake these tears, I'll get an acting gig too.

You are a party crasher. People don’t get mad at you because they feel sorry for all that dead brain cells you peroxided. You are truly a good person at heart only because you mean well, if only people understand. Other women hate you not because you’re beautiful, but because their boyfriend or husband thinks you’re beautiful. But no matter what they say, at the end of the day your happiness is all that matters even if it means that you have to lie to get famous.