Cable television can do better with the “variety” of reality Tv. Here are some suggestions I think E! and Bravo should consider with the Midwest audience in mind.

Real Housewives of Jefferson City

Hey, we have housewives too. We complain about empty nest syndrome when our kids leave to MU, we grumble about how we have to rake the leaves in the fall, our daughters spending too much money at the tanning salons, our sons drinking Nasty Light.

Kim and Kanye Take KoMo

What better way to boost the economy in Columbia by bringing America’s a**hole and sweetheart to Columbia. Even better, they should get married here. We love paparazzis on helicopters.

Bad Girls Club: Kansas City

I love shows with young women who lack the ability to form a sentence without vulgarity, obscenity and profanity. Westport, Power & Light District, watch out. Here’s some drama coming your way.

The Bachelor (held at the Lake of the Ozarks)

Lust, love and lake. You will find love in this hopeless place.