Tracy: “It’s a white myth, like Larry Byrd or Colorado.”
Jack, when asked why he was wearing a tuxedo: “It’s after six. What am I, a farmer?”
Liz: “No, listen to me. She’s not fun, she’s just crazy. Like, grab-a-cop’s-gun crazy.”
Kenneth: “Miss Lemon, your eyes look like my uncle’s after he would drink from the air conditioner.”
Jenna: “Well, of course, Tracy. We’re actors. If we didn’t exist how would people know who to vote for?”
Jack: “Congratulations. According to the transitive property, you just defeated Muammar Qaddafi in arm wrestling.”
Tracy: “OK. Sorry it took so long to answer. I was just thinking how weird it is that we eat birds.”
Ghost Face Killa: “My tummy hurts.”
Kenneth: “I don’t drink coffee, sir. I don’t drink hot liquids of any kind. That’s the devil’s temperature.”
Jack: “Michael Kors is a friend — we own a gay racehorse together — and I convinced him to make wizard cloaks fashionable this winter.”
Grizz: “Tracy, I love you. But I’ve known Dotcom ever since we went to Above the Beanstalk, a free summer camp for giants.”
Angie: “As you know, my single, ‘My Single is Dropping,’ is dropping.”
Liz, when it was explained a man was trying to buy her a drink at a bar: “Really? But I already have a drink. Do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks?”
Jack: “Good God, Lemon, your breath! When did you find time to eat a diaper you found on the beach?”
We’ll miss you, TGS.
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