Greetings, fellow zombie fanatics! There are only a few short minutes until episode five, titled “Say the Word,” airs on AMC. After last week’s intense show, we’re anxious to see what’s in store for the gang. Tune in at 8 p.m. sharp and follow along as we live blog the episode!

Zombie Kill Count: 11

OMG Count: 4

New Character Count: 0

8:01 p.m.: And we’re back in the town. This totally makes us think of Desperate Housewives… With zombies!

8:02 p.m.: Michonne standing in the corner looking badass=amazing.

8:03 p.m.: Is Governor combing a zombie’s hair?!?!? It must be his daughter. OMG. We still hate him, but this is sad.

8:06 p.m.: What’s the baby going to eat?? This is our main question.

8:07 p.m.: Oh no, where is Rick going with that axe? Walker killing spree, anyone?

8:08 p.m.: Love Darryl’s poncho!

8:10 p.m.: Ooh, is Michonne going to kill the zombie daughter…? Stupid, or smart?

8:13 p.m.: Ew, what has Michonne found? Looks like the Governor is pulling a Herschel.

8:14 p.m.: Um, why did Michonne just let all those zombies out? Slashing throats and splitting skulls, literally.

8:17 p.m.: Michonne is in trrrroubleeee. It’s about to get so real right now.

8:18 p.m.: Penny must be the Governor’s daughter.

8:20 p.m.: Uh oh!! Pulling swords on people is not a good idea, Michonne. They probably need to leave. Immediately.

8:23 p.m.: Digging graves… So sad

8:24 p.m.: And the confrontation between Andrea and the Governor begins. Why would you keep walkers captive?

8:26 p.m.: “This place is not what they say it is.” Uh duh.

8:27 p.m.: Oh no, what is Rick going to do? Glenn, watch it…

8:31 p.m.: Those mechanisms are… terrifying.

8:32 p.m.: Trapping zombies. Perhaps they gather them to experiment on?

8:34 p.m.: Oh no, there are probably going to be zombie preschoolers in there…

8:35 p.m.: A possum? REALLY?? Ugh.

8:37 p.m.: We knew that Andrea and Michonne wouldn’t be allowed to leave! What ever will they do…?

8:38 p.m.: Wait, never mind. Are they going to part ways?

8:39 p.m.: Not cool, Michonne. Burn!

8:44 p.m.: Andrea and the Governor are totally going to make out at some point. We’re calling it right now.

8:45 p.m.: Darryl with a baby! Presh.

8:46 p.m.: Oh Carl. Poor little guy.

8:47 p.m.: Whoa, wait a minute. Where is Lori’s body? A zombie ate her…

8:49 p.m.: Oh god, Rick, please don’t cut that zombie open to get Lori! Just don’t!

8:54 p.m.: Zombie fights! It’s like ancient Rome up in here!

8:57 p.m.: This is screwed up, Andrea is right. Wonder what happens to the loser?

8:59 p.m.: What just a minute. We didn’t see Carol die. But if she’s not in that grave, where is she?

9:00 p.m.: Who could possibly be on the other end of that phone? YOU CAN’T END IT LIKE THAT!