November 30, 2007 at 8:19 a.m.
Miles Traveled: 4
Hours in the LeSabre: 17 minutes
Our first stop: McDonalds in Columbia, Mo. Not a stellar start, but in our defense anytime you are awake for McDonalds breakfast you have to take advantage of it.
Maybe I’ve never noticed before, but I have never seen so many old people at McDonalds, we were the youngest patrons by at least thirty years. The drive thru line wrapped around the building and the place was packed, but it looked like an AARP meeting was being held.
Our theory: old people love waking up ridiculously early and they also abide by the Golden (Arches) Rule as well: If you’re awake for breakfast at Mickey D’s, you gotta eat it.
I’ll be back later.
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